Despite the advanced protective
equipment, the super-scientific training methods, and the revision of the rules
to make football safer, it seems that horrific acute injuries are occurring
more and more, and that long-term, chronic injuries are rendering once-strong
men into invalids. Physical injury has been a part of football since the first
game was played. Thousands of players each year knowingly and eagerly assume
such risks. When I first went out for football back in the early 1960’s, I
realized that I ran the risk of injury but my desire to play trumped any fear
of injury. When my remarkably unspectacular football career ended in 1970, I
had never suffered a major injury. One thing I remember looking back on my
career was how injuries increased as the years passed. In junior high, serious injuries
were relatively rare. By high school they were becoming more common, and in
college they became all-too-common. I vividly remember one spring practice when
they carted so many players off the field with serious injuries that the coach
severely limited contact drills at practice.
The rules were different back then,
and hits which would today garner 15 yard penalties, game ejections, and
massive fines were then applauded as good hits. It is a good thing that such
hits are now illegal, but I don’t think vicious hits are the sole cause of
injuries. They may not even be the major cause of injuries. We made those same
kinds of hits in high school and junior high with much less devastating results;
there had to be other factors at work. I think I know what those factors were,
and I don’t believe the game as it is now played at the highest levels can do
anything to neutralize those factors without making football something other
than football—unless. . . . But we’ll talk about my idea for a sweeping rule
change which would keep football recognizable as football after we talk about
the other significant factors causing injuries.
The major differences between my
junior high teammates and my college teammates were size and athleticism. A
head-on collision between two Volkswagens is not going to do as much damage as
a head-on collision between two Mack trucks, and no amount of padding is going
to reduce the shock of that second collision to a safe level. Not only were the
college athletes bigger, they were stronger, they were more talented, and they delivered
their blows with much greater skill. I can well-remember the day I got the scar
on my chin. The biggest offensive lineman on the team flattened me with a
forearm blow, broke my facemask, split my chin, and made me swallow my chewing
tobacco. I think he weighed 250 pounds. He certainly didn’t go over 275. And I
was playing on (more accurately, practicing with) a Division 1, major college
football team. There are running backs that size today, and modern linemen are
considered small unless they weigh over 300 pounds.
I would say that modern college
football players exceed my college teammates in size, strength, and athleticism
by about the same magnitude that my college teammates exceeded my junior high
teammates. When players that size collide, catastrophic injury is not just
possible, it’s inevitable, and no amount of padding or softening of the rules
will make any difference. It may well be that superior padding contributes to
blunt force trauma rather than protecting against it. When encased in armor,
players feel much safer and are much more willing to turn their bodies into
projectiles. I remember one venerable coach instructing me and my fellow
linemen that our shiny new cage facemasks were not intended for protection,
they were to be used as weapons. I think that every lineman from that team
carries a scar across the bridge of his nose which was caused by using our
cages as battering rams when making hits.
What to do? They’ve made the equipment
much safer, they’ve outlawed all manner of hits, and we still have injuries
such as the one suffered by Marcus Lattimore this past Saturday. They can’t decrease the athleticism of the
players, they can’t decrease the increased strength of the players, they can’t
decrease the size of the players. Or can they? I believe the size of the
players can be decreased, and I believe that is the best avenue to go down if
they’re really looking for a significant reduction of injuries. I also believe
I know a simple way to accomplish this end without coercion.
Look at professional rugby players
or professional Australian rules football players. They’re good sized men, they’re
strong and athletic, but they aren’t the behemoths that you encounter on a
football team. And they don’t appear to get injured as often or as horrifically
as football players. Well now, they don’t wear pads and consequently don’t
launch their bodies like hellfire missiles to make hits, and that makes a huge
difference, but there is another factor at work which I believe is even more
significant. They don’t two platoon. They don’t have an offense and a defense,
they have a team. If we played football like they played rugby or Australian
rules football, a player could expect to run out on the field for the opening
kickoff and stay there until the final whistle. The best conditioned modern
football lineman couldn’t possibly make it from kickoff to final whistle
because he would be too big. His body would overheat, he would become exhausted
hauling his huge frame up and down the field, and he would probably collapse by
halftime.
Confronted with such a prospect,
the lineman would do what any sane person would do. He’d either take up Sumo
wrestling or lose weight. Even the backs would be smaller. Injuries would
plummet. They would never go away because that is the nature of the sport and
everyone who plays football knows and accepts that. We would not, however, be
subject to such a steady stream of serious injury as we are today. As the title
of this piece says, it’s just a modest proposal. I’m relatively sure it will
never gain the assent of the football establishment.
